I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months
(via theysaylaughteristhebestmedicine)
im extremely jealous of people who get to see the person they like on a daily basis
(via martlna)
aquagreenscenes replied to your post: I owe apple money and they wont let me update any…
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I owe apple money and they won’t let me update any of my applications until I pay them back
(6 year old white girl’s voice) ya like talkin shit motherfucker??
But does anyone even know what sound a giraffe makes??
Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you
(Source: ourtwistedfuckingstory, via sarcasticallyawesome)
i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar
(via amenparis)
I doze off in class while sitting in cold, hard and uncomfortable chairs but I can’t fall asleep at night while laying in a warm, soft and comfortable bed
Anon me your biggest secret. I won’t say anything; I’ll just post it.
Nobody should feel like they have to change something about themselves just to get people to accept them. Everyone struggles with their own insecurities so what makes it ok for anyone to harp on anyone else’s??
